Yeah, and I was talking to Elvis at the bank yesterday.

WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Please go to Chicago and stop screwing up are Sox. Get out of town as soon as possible. You never won us 2 world series. The GM before you did and ownership did when you quit on the team for 3 months. You’ve signed shit bag players LIke Drew, matzuzaka, Lugo, Renteria, Lackey, Jenks, Cameron, Crawford, to name a few. 500 million in bad signings! You can have him chicago!!!!! LOL

I saw Tupac and Theo sharing a milk shake yesterday, they were about to hop back on to their unicorn and ride away but I was able to stop them and ask if they could give me an autograph, they both farted at the same time and disappeared.

Just based on the Cubs recent performance I can guarantee that NOT A SINGLE PERSON in that front office works on Saturdays. Just sayin.

Really? It’s fine to say he’s screwed up some, or even a lot. But you put your foot in your mouth when you said he didn’t win the 2 World Series here, the GM before him did. Do you even know who the GM before him was? Don’t worry, I’ll tell you. It was Dan Duquette. Obviously, as a pink hat, you weren’t following the team as far back as 2000 or so, so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt. But feel free to google Mr. Duquette and you’ll see in no short order, that he may have been the worst GM in the modern era. I understand that these sites are exciting because you can remain anonymous, and no one will know how much of a dumb-ass, pink hat you really are. But please, in the future, refrain from giving opinions. On anything. Really.

kind of odd that he would say, “I get that a lot” but then also say,” who is theo epstein?” Pretty sure if you “get that a lot” then you would have looked his name up. So maybe it really was theo.

On the one hand, that exchange does sound like something only Theo would say if he was trying to pretend he wasn’t Theo. If that guy didn’t make it up.

On the other hand, he’s the top candidate for the Cubs position, they bring him for an interview, and then make him stand in line at Starbucks to buy his own banana? I don’t think so.

Ryan is exactly right. If people always mistake you for theo epstein you would eventually want to know who the hell the guy is. Considering Theo was walking around in a gorilla suit years ago, this sounds right up theo’s alley.

I believe it was him. Now is the time for sides to ask questions/listen. Management isn’t going to hold him back, and the Cubs really want him. I thought Theo would have more integrity to stick around and clean up this mess. If he goes what can we do about it? They just better get Starlin Castro back in return or no deal. Theo will be Cubs President/GM and it could solidify his legacy if they make the WS.

I saw Jerry Garcia playing cards with Elvis Presley at
an outdoor cafe last week in the Boston area.

Thought Theo would show up in Chicago in a gorilla suit for sure.

really guys u must be smoking something if the cubs r going to give u starlin castro i bet it was him especially if they give them permission to talk according to sources

Theo’s free agent signings have been less than stellar but how can you say he didn’t have a hand in the two titles?!?

JJ you are a typical short sighted douche of a fan. Please move out of Mom’s basement ASAP.

The cubs can have him

Jim Morrison was in Kenmore Square the other night.

Let him go, no great loss plus if he wants to move on, why would you want him.

You know I always have poeple coming up to me and saying are you Don Rickles,and I am not Don Rickles. But on the other hand the way that whole conversation had taken place,you know the vibe….it must be Theo…?
But Really if it was,poeple are always going to interviews to check out new jobs or positions,you know the whole feeling out process,maybe this is just posturing,or maybe it was just Don Rickles.

Honda SUV huh? Those classy Cubs.

You have to remember that Duquette was working for a tight fisted ownership..When play resumed after the 94 strike, Dan was ready to bring Sosa and Wettland,but ownership squashed it.Give him credit for drafting Youk and Lester,signing Damon, and lets not forget Pedro Martinez and Manny Ramarez. The problem Duquette had was ownership would never allow him the funds to aquire an quality number 2 starter.

Like Theo would be bumping around in a Honda…….

If you guys really think that a gm is worth a player of starlin castro’s value then just stop following baseball. In no way is castro going anywhere especially for a gm. Granted Theo is a unbelieveable gm hes not worth a 200+ hits player as young as castro
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